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np. 東方神起 – Evergreen
Ugh for the song. It starts amazingly well with the cello, piano and JJ’s breathy korean-ballad-voice, but crashes down to genericity with the chorus. Aish.

Making this report took a while, because I missed the broadcast and had to download the episode (thank you to massaru from d-addicts for the upload).
And I really hate capping + clipping downloaded ones. Pfft.
You’ll find the three (2x performance + P-chan-skit :D) requested download-links at the bottom of this post.

The bistro-guests are 林真理子 [Hayashi Mariko] and 江原啓之 [Ebara Hiroyuki], both having long careers behind them. They are very sweet in the segment, although when they go down to meet the chefs, Hayashi-san gives our guys ‘roles’.

Everyone else is like.. “ok”.. except Nakai, who isn’t satisfied at all with the one he got 😀 Poor Nakai (literally ^^).
*cracks up for Tsuyoshi being casted as a ‘stalker’*
They also act their roles out.

Goro’s “君を奏でたいな” is kinda.. ‘aww’.
Kimutaku makes women basically faint just with his presence.. *shakes head*
He’s on charm-mode (and Nakai pokes him after the short performance ^^)

Oh Tsuyoshi.. “あさりちゃん” and all response he gets is like.. *cold stare*

Shingo does “さかなくん” 😀 I like the character.

Kimutaku is <3. Pure knockdown. And Tsuyoshi gets bitter because he’s completely owned here ^^

…falls down his chair laughing.

Then we get a live of ‘弾丸 Fighter’. Release next week, December the 19th!
Tsuyoshi has some scarf-issues here and Goro’s pitch wavers a little. Not bad one though. And the dance is very much lovely indeed.

(Download-link for this at the bottom. The file is small, my compression-program works flawlessly again!)

The return of KamiKamiChannel ensues.
This can’t be capped, nor explained. Watch it ^^

I can’t believe they’ve got P-ちゃん here.
Hence the reason this report has this many caps. *eyepalm*
In the skit the “assistants” are おすぎとピーコ [Osugi & Piiko].
The last time they had this was.. last February, right? And before that in.. October? Or something. It’s so.. amazing. I mean.. it’s not every day you see Kimutaku in.. basically a pink, fluffy bunny-poodle-crossbread-costume. Getting molested.

Or straddling Shingo.

If you want a clip and no one else can do it, poke me ^^ (gently).
//editto
clip made and uploaded, check the bottom of this post for it 🙂

They also do the MIXJUICE. Hilarious.
I suppose the rules are easy to get while watching so I won’t explain this further.
He just loves torturing Goro, doesn’t he?
And I definetely loves his revenge-glare on Shingo AND the intense stare he gives the poor girl 😀

The musical guest is the pretty much legendary 忌野清志郎 [Imawano Kiyoshirou], who is apparently going to have a Budokan-concert in February. Must be quite a show!
Anyway, they sing 毎日が Brand New Day and 雨上がりの夜空に. The last one with Kimutaku on guitar ❤
Nakai’s definetely got the feeling and has opened his shirt pretty low and has a sparkle-sparkle-necklace too. Shingo looks like a rockstar 😮
Conclusion: SMAP should do some rock-songs.

And Tsuyoshi just.. glomps Imawano-san 😀

Download-links:
– [MU] SMAP – 弾丸 Fighter.avi
– [MU] added! P-ちゃん -skit (aka Kimura in Pink ^^)
– [MU] SMAP X 忌野清志郎 – 毎日が Brand New Day & 雨上がりの夜空に.avi

(And just because I can: Kimutaku’s smirk is killing me.)